If I were a newspaper man this would be my headline in today's paper. I am pleased to report that my hunger strike did not go unnoticed and that management took swift and effective action in recognizing the validity to my argument about the feed schedule. A new schedule was implemented last night and I now officially get two handfuls of grain for each of my meals. (I know I was asking for three, but I'm willing to compromise here). The point is that things are now fair between Chip and I and, much more importantly, I now officially rank higher than those goats.
It's going to be a good day...
Love,
Donkey
nice going donkey, glad you are getting more food. so is your hunger strike over now?
ReplyDeleteYes, Anonymous. I am pleased with the outcome of the negotiations and I am back to eating as much as I possilby can. It's one of the things I do best around here...
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Love, Donkey
So Donkey, good going!! I hope you didn't reduce too much as I much prefer a roundish donkey to a skinny one. Remember to chew slowly and really enjoy the second handful.
ReplyDeleteCould you please post some pictures from the fun day when you get the visitors?
A big fan,
Ivy
Wow! I guess they got the message. What a relief, eh? People will think twice about messing with you, Donkey.
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