OK. So I don't really know at all what Facebook is, but I heard the farm people talking and they were saying they only had 34 "likes" about the farm and my blog. I don't get it. I know that way more than 34 people came to our party in the rain and that way more than 34 people like us, so what's up with that?
So I think this is not good news and I am now feeling a little worried that my editor-in-chief might give me the boot and give the goats a shot at the blog. This has never occurred to me before. Being demoted would be worse humiliation than wearing bunny ears for a day, I just know it. What if I get canned because there are only 34 "likes"? And I don't have any negotiating power because I barely have any blog comments either, so I don't even know if people even read my reports. Oh, I think this might be terrible...
So please help me prove that I am a worthy little donkey. I must preserve my very important position of mascot and reporter. I simply cannot let the goats take over. I'd never hear the end of it.
I'd be eternally grateful if you can help. I'll keep you posted on how things go, assuming I still have a job...
Love,
Donkey
donkey you dont have much to worry about your smarter than the goats lol
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